There will be two people that can accomplish the task of capturing my heart. One person to shatter it, and one to pick up the pieces. And to be honest…you’re not one of those people.
if i ever become famous i’m going to create a fake account on twitter and tumblr and be part of my own fandom and i will be like bffs with my fans and we’ll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea it’s me
and then one day i would call them on skype and see the blood run out of their faces